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so what actually happens if they don't sign up in time??

default 11 points each??

I am willing to step in if Team USA needs some replacements.

Ash, don't worry about the rest of our team. You will have your hands full with me.

And I quite enjoyed watching 2 girls one cup especially since the version I saw was starring you and your dad. I do so love family reunions when they are dirty and icky. You can tell that he missed you a lot since you moved away to Malaysia...

N-Span.

Brilliant!!
Don't let any of them fool you, they can dress and talk like Americans but they always exude an unpleasant odor of cheese and unwashed sexual organs...

Buscemi:

Tell him that you will perform the Dim Mak on his ass with your thumb and it will make his teeth explode.

And after Teh_Sham gets whipped and is lying on a pile of his own shit we will all say;

That hurts me just lookin' at it.

Well, we don't need to worry about that Ash, because as of now all players have registered. There is only one tiny problem though, one player (spyspeeder) has forgotten to register in the BR league, but that is easily fixable.

So ladies and gentlemen, it is officially 'on'...

BRING IT!

Donte77 wrote:

Buscemi:

Tell him that you will perform the Dim Mak on his ass with your thumb and it will make his teeth explode.

And after Teh_Sham gets whipped and is lying on a pile of his own shit we will all say;

That hurts me just lookin' at it.

First off, I'm a girl.....Second, still in high school, actually........yeah.

Oops sorry Teh_Sham. Haven't really talked to you so I made assumptions.

Then let me rephrase.

Tell her that you will perform the Dim Mak on her ass and taint with your thumb and pinkie and it will make her uterus explode into her feeble feminine brain.

And after Teh_Sham gets whipped and is lying on a pile of her own shit and menstral blood looking like a 2nd trimester abortion we will all say;

"That hurts me just lookin at it."

Do you feel better now that you are a woman???

Stunned silence and shock meet Donte77. Donte77 meet Buscemi's Victim.

Good God, you're sick.

Thanks. It is that sickness that Ash fears above all else. He knows that I am a legend in the realm of disgust and that I am the Universal Ruler of brain raping mental images.

Yeah, I don't even know how to respond to that.

I'll just let my play speak for me.

Sham:

Yeah, I don't even know how to respond to that.

I get that quite a lot. It is the standard answer when I get disgusting. It's ok, no one here thinks any less of you for not being able to out-disgust Donte77. If fact, if you could out-disgust me then they would actually think less of you.

TheJman wrote:

silversurfer19 wrote:

One problem though, I can't trash Alyson, she's a girl...... and she's also very nice.

Really? I would have thought it more PC to be an equal opportunity trash talker.
Hmmmm I wonder who bentley020 is.

bentley020 is the best thing smokin this side of the Mississippi bub. Now go watch some Flight Of The Concords. This is gonna be fun

Is everyone else having as good a time as I am????

bentley020 wrote:

TheJman wrote:

silversurfer19 wrote:

One problem though, I can't trash Alyson, she's a girl...... and she's also very nice.

Really? I would have thought it more PC to be an equal opportunity trash talker.
Hmmmm I wonder who bentley020 is.

bentley020 is the best thing smokin this side of the Mississippi bub. Now go watch some Flight Of The Concords. This is gonna be fun

whats a mississippi bub?

It is a Light Bulb that comes from Mississippi, Alyson.

Say Light Bulb with a very southern accent and you will get it.

For the foreigners who don't know southern US accents it would be "light bubs" and it is pronounced "Mizzippi"

Donte77 wrote:

If fact, if you could out-disgust me then they would actually think less of you.

Good to know, because it'd be impossible.

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