How Will They Produce the Oscars?
Speculation continued to mount in Hollywood Wednesday about how the Oscars might be produced if the writers' strike is not settled by February 4. "We are going to do it," producer Gil Cates told the Associated Press Tuesday. "I can't elaborate on how we're going to do it, because I don't want anybody to deal with the elaboration in a way that might impact its success." Some speculated that the ceremonies could be produced in animation (writers of animated programs are not covered by the WGA contract). Others, that it could be produced by David Letterman's Worldwide Pants, which has signed an interim agreement with the WGA. And Britain's Guardian newspaper proposed a "Team America Oscars" in which puppets, like those used in Matt Stone and Trey Parker's Team America: World Police, would stand in for the stars. "At least an hour could be devoted to recreating the sex scenes between Tony Leung and Wei Tang in Lust, Caution," the newspaper said.  

I just wish the dumb writer's strike would be over already. What's the holdup!! I really don't think it's fair that the ceremony should be affected by the writer's strike. It's like if they cancelled your graduation ceremony because the teachers are on strike and just sent you your diploma in the mail. Or they didn't have the sports banquet because the coaches are on strike. Big babies.  

atonement? ....... ATONEMENT?? wtf