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The first hostel was mostly a porno, thats the reason i didn't want to see the second one. Id rather see a true horror like Texas Chainsaw!

Bless you Michael Bay. Armageddon is a masterpiece.

If she's that hot, I'd rather see the whole body and not just the head, wouldn't you?

iamhollywood wrote:

The first hostel was mostly a porno, thats the reason i didn't want to see the second one. Id rather see a true horror like Texas Chainsaw!

Huh?

Porno?

Me and you must have different views of porno. Yes there was some nudity in the first film but not enough to class as "Mostly a Porno".

Hmm i might go back and watch it again to see if your comment holds true.

Pornography does not just have to be sex or nudity. It can also be defined as the portrayel of something in an unpleasent manner in order to shock. See: "obscene writings, drawings, photographs, or the like, esp. those having little or no artistic merit", taken dictionary.com

I would classify Hostel and the Passion of Chrsit as pornography, as all they do is attempt to cause a physical reaction fo disgust.

Either way the first hostel was much better in my opinion. And which texas chainsaw were you refering to because if your talking about the origianl i would have to say its probably the funniest horror movie i've ever seen.

Bless you Michael Bay. Armageddon is a masterpiece.

I am gonna switch gears a little bit here, horror movie fans. I defy anyone to name me a better horror movie than Evil Dead 2. I'll swallow your soul

I rented Land Of The Dead a few nights ago and all i've gained from it was the idea that all our insides are made of sticky, gooey guts.

If you say evil dead two is the best horror movie ever your off your rocker. Dont get me wrong. I love the evil dead movies. all three. But I wouldn't say they're great horror films. More like really disgustingly funny horror comedy. Kinda like the original chainsaw massacre which my at the time eight year old sister laughed at.

I cant believe i saw seed of chucky on the horror shelf at the movie store. I told the cashier that he should move the entire Chucky trilogy over into the comedy section and he said "Yeah, Chucky is pretty gay."

Bless you Michael Bay. Armageddon is a masterpiece.

My response to Chucky is always the same:

"IT"S A GODDAMNED DOLL, JUST KICK IT!!!!!!!"

it annoys me how no one ever tried to kick it.

good point. I wouldn't say those were crappy movies though. The first three were really good horror movies in a non scary way. And the last two made me laugh more than half the comedys that were released around that time. Sucess in my book.

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