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this is the best thread ever everything said so far is genius.

Crazy, I love the idea of Jack Nichelson as Zues.

Let's do another...Contra: Soldiers of a New Dawn -

Bill Rizer (Jason Statham) and Lance Bean (Vinnie Jones) are part of the super secret special forces (Americans, so they would both have to do American accents) who are the only two deemed capable of defeating the terrorist organization known as the Red Falcon, a conglomeration of the most evil Russians, Koreans, Arabs, and every other obligatory evil terrorist nationality from American cinema. The Red Falcon, led by Oded Fehr, is working with aliens known as the Black Viper to help the aliens take over the world, where the world will then be split between the two groups fifty fifty, but what Red Falcon does not know is that the aliens have already called dibs on the better upper half and is planning on giving the part with Antarctica to the Red Falcon. Well, Bill and Lance can't let the world get taken over, so they must travel to Galuga, a small island of the coast of New Zealand where the Red Falcon base is located. When they infiltrate the base, they find out that Red Falcon is actually a seperate alien organization, rivals of the Black Vipers, and is planning on wiping both the Black Vipers and humans out in one blow. Well, finding out that all the world's terrorist are actually aliens makes a lot of sense to Bill and Lance. The US decides that this plot makes no sense at all, and decides to just Nuke the crap out of New Zealand and its sister islands and end this convoluted movie, so now Bill and Lance must fight its way out of Gulaga before the nukes land. And of course as comic relief, Larry the Cable guy would play their pilot. Also, Lance and Bill would continually be arguing which color is better, red or blue. Also, Brigitte Nielsen would play a British agent that they would have to work with defeat the aliens, and the to guys would be fighting over her throughout the movie.

There, yet another Uwe Boll classic. Oh god, did I just right that people would actually fight over Brigitte Nielsen (*shudders). Uwe Boll, I will sell you this for 5 thousand dollars. Pay up.

I don't mean to correct. But the GoW post was Mine.
cRAzY.

Whoops, sorry crazy. Credit must be given where credit is due. I changed it.

cRAzY wrote:

Jack Nicholson as Zeus

haha, ROFL....funniest casting choice in a million years!!!!

i mean, can you imagine Nicholson with a triton and a crown, a beard and flinging lightning bolts down at people??

muaaahaahaahahahaha....

oh, you beauty!!!!

talk about coincidence, i hit the reply button and while i was posting on other threads, mooreland posted the exact same thing i had in mind!!!! well, great minds....nah, forget it, i know how that one ends....

How about the boxing? Uwe boxes Michelle "Girlfight" Rodriguez. Winner gets Kristanna Loken "wink".

I was gonna put rip torn with the bolts.
But he had his turn already.

lainiediamond wrote:

How about the boxing? Uwe boxes Michelle "Girlfight" Rodriguez. Winner gets Kristanna Loken "wink".

even if michelle wins, it'd almost be a man-woman relationship with Kristanna!!!! how about say jessica biel?? or pamela 'BO(to)X' Anderson??

Seriously mooreland, you need to get these films made. These ideas are brilliant. You should be a screenwriter, if you aren't already. Make this happen!

The bit about Kevin Sorbo was what got me. What I wouldn't get to see him reprise his role as Hercules. On a side not I bought a used copy of Walking Tall 2, starring Kevin Sorbo, and I am giving it to my family as a Christmas gift. How the hell does a sequel to Walking Tall get made and how the hell does it end up in a used DVD store. That means somebody bought it to start with. You know why The Golden Compass tanked, no Kevin Sorbo.

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