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Am I going to hell... because I actually laughed a bit. Just a bit, I promise...

I do agree that they just stole bits from upcoming films' trailers so that when Disaster Movie does come around, the summer blockbusters will still be fresh in our minds. How is it "Disaster Movie" other than the obvious, that we'd hope that it'd be, well, a disaster in terms of BO. I mean, Hannah Montana, Iron Man, Hulk, Hancock, Sex And The City, Juno all aren't "Disaster Movies". I guess we'll have to take them literally and hope they've made a movie with the sole purpose of bombing at the Box Office.

Am I going to hell... because I actually laughed a bit. Just a bit, I promise...

Yes, yes you are. And what the hell is up with all the low money movies changing their dates. Its annoying. If I had known Hounddog was going to change before last Friday, I would have dropped Get Smart and that and picked up Wanted and The Wackness. But no, they have to wait til its too late to drop Get Smart to tell me.

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Early August 29th Predictions
1.Babylon A.D.
2.Disaster Movie
3.The Longshots
4.Tropic Thunder
5.Death Race
6.Traitor
7.Star Wars: The Clone Wars
8.Pineapple Express
9.Mirrors
10.Wall-E (due to a Labor Day boost)
11.The House Bunny
12.College

*-Wertmuller-esque, eh?

How do you have Wall-E still alive and kicking at the end of august, but not TDK?

Because Buscemi thinks that Wall-E is the second coming of Titanic.

Wow, this movie is going to suck! And the absolute worst part about all of these shitty spoof movies, is that in the right hands all of them could be brilliant...Fuck hollywood!

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Buscemi wrote:

Early August 29th Predictions
1.Babylon A.D.
2.Disaster Movie
3.The Longshots
4.Tropic Thunder
5.Death Race
6.Traitor
7.Star Wars: The Clone Wars
8.Pineapple Express
9.Mirrors
10.Wall-E (due to a Labor Day boost)
11.The House Bunny
12.College

*-Wertmuller-esque, eh?

How do you have Wall-E still alive and kicking at the end of august, but not TDK?

Pixar movies usually get Labor Day boosts when they open in the summer (Finding Nemo, Cars and Ratatouille all did). Meanwhile, the Number 12 prediction for College is a conservative prediction. Here's a possible real outcome.

12.The Dark Knight
13.The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2
14.The Mummy 3
15.College

College is the flop of the Labor Day season.

And I forgot about The Dark Knight and didn't include it. Plus, it won't have Wall-E's legs.

annyonggob888 wrote:

How is it "Disaster Movie" other than the obvious, that we'd hope that it'd be, well, a disaster in terms of BO. I mean, Hannah Montana, Iron Man, Hulk, Hancock, Sex And The City, Juno all aren't "Disaster Movies". I guess we'll have to take them literally and hope they've made a movie with the sole purpose of bombing at the Box Office.

Getting pregnant at 17 isn't a disaster?

Still, I agree with you. What is funny about a cow falling on Iron Man? I, too, laughed at one part of the trailer, but only one. My hatred for Sarah Jessica Parker knows no bounds, and I did laugh out loud when I saw that she was played by a dude in drag. Ha.

Now, I naturally have very low expectations when watching a trailer like this. But that is probably the worst trailer I have ever witnessed. Ever.

How many times in one trailer can they rehash the same joke of something falling on hitting a character? That was just so bad I can't even put it into words. I think this will bomb almightily as even the dumb kids who usually see their garbage will be hard pushed to smile never mind laugh at any moment in that trailer.

Completely agree. Worst trailer I have ever witnessed.

Oh the humanity. I actually watched the trailer. That was really bad.

There wasn't one funny part in there. I have to admit Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans had a few funny parts in the trailer but this was just retarded.

this looks like the worst one yet i didnt even chuckle at this one damn.

Can it really bomb though when the expectations for it are already negligible? They'll only be disappointed if it doesn't gross at least $20 million. Total. It'll make that in dvd rentals alone.

Oh, gosh. Why the heck are they spoofing Enchanted, Juno, Sex and the City, Zohan, 3 superhero movies from this summer, Hannah Montana, etc. etc. etc.

But the very first poster had a hilarious tagline.

P.S. That (yes, that) was my 500th post.

What's even worse is it doesn't even look like they're spoofing those movies, just those movies' TRAILERS. Ugh.

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