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Hey no fair. I am too drunk to defend myself properly against wide awake sober people. LOL It is 1 AM for me and I have been drinking for about 3 hours now.

Hey, I'm by no means sober. I've been drinking for the past hour and half in work as its the end of the week.

Maybe you should just stick your bottle up your ass and see if you like it. That should clear any confusion of your deeply imbedded interracial/intergender sexual urges!

Donte77 wrote:

I am a nice person just horribly bent

yeah, i've seen it....and in case you're wondering, that's the reason i inexplicably walked out last night....well, that and you were rolling about in your sleep muttering, "You like that gag in your mouth don't you mom?"

And AshHole will taste my scrotum sweat and dried fecal matter from my unwashed ass.

nice to hear that, i thought you were losing your touch....you know, going soft....like, drained of the grossout mojo....as though you were limp from exhaustion....totally squeezed dry!!

as though you were limp from exhaustion....totally squeezed dry!!

You may be good with your mouth but not that good. I have plenty more baby-batter for you to swish and swirl and gargle with...

Ash is like a Hollywood blockbuster on a holiday weekend. Always opening wide at every possible opportunity.

Guys?

Spirit of the Olympics?

Any of this ringing a bell?

Can we keep the smack-talk to a PG-13 rating?

Sorry, I hate to play the mother hen, but I don't want for anyone to accidentally get offended, given that we're all supposed to be friends here. Bitter rivals, nemeses, what have you.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled smackdown.

Sorry, Shryke. Alcohol and my language to not mix. I'll try to refrain from any further Donte guading. Although he is a very easy target....

Holy shiz, I am cracking up at you guys.

I cringed a couple times reading those replies. Wow. LOL.

I think the only thing missing there was Ron_Burgundy and his possible Oedipus complex.

I understand your concern Shryke but this friendly ribbing is nothing compared to the lambastings my friends and I subject each other on a regular basis. Especially once we are drunk.

LOL

I will still respect Ash and SS in the morning after I pull the ball gags from thier mouths and untie them...

To Haasing1986: I must break you

So how is everybody enjoying the US holiday? I am, yet again, drunk in the hotel and I am ready to go out to a strip club with my coworkers. HAPPY HOLIDAYS...

Donte77 wrote:

Ash is like a Hollywood blockbuster on a holiday weekend. Always opening wide at every possible opportunity.

well, it's ironic that this next line is right up Donte's alley, seeing as it has to do with stuffing his back alley....

Donte's back door is like a twisted Hokey Pokey:

You put your left hand in,
You take your left hand out,
Then you put IT in and out and in and out,
Do the Backdoor Pokey,
Hear the Donte shout,
And that's what it's all about!!

and so on with your right hand, left foot, right foot and (this is where it really marches up the back alley of Donte, knocks down the door and sits in the bloody armchair of Donteness) your nose, head and whole self!!

Two can play at this game, Grosso

PS>> to shryke....sorry, but your sissy girl is trying to delude herself into believing that she has some sort of S&M relationship with myself and my kiwi bro....her psychiatrist tells us it's a compensation mechanism for a low testosterone count and being the b!tch in every relationship all her life so we let the delusions persist....

To geezer9687: It looks like you're going to have to buy more tickets for Hancock :

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